A funny Star wars video!

Strahd's weak death!

So we got the church guy on our team and we headed towards the castle. So of course we talked to Leif he pointed to Strod's study cause the church guy said we need to find the book of raven kind. Then we unshackled Leif. Of course we ran into a few wraith's here and there but we managed to defeat them. Then we finally made it to the study. There was a bit of furniture bookshelf;s and a fireplace. But what's weird is there was a panting of Irina above the fireplace. And then popping up from behind one of the chair's is Strahd! And he said "see you have brought my bride to me and gestured to the panting. I also would like the book of Unspeakable Shame and I will let you have a safe passage out of the castle. And elf were are you would you be as so kind to step forward." Forlorn stepped forward and ten the next thing you now He says "yes master." and started rummaging through his backpack and trying to find the book of Unspeakable Shame. So Shy grabbed him and put his hand over his mouth. Then Mordaci took out his dispel evil scroll and cast it on Strod and KILLED STRAHD FOR GOOD! After that Soap did detect magic and found the hilt to the broken sword and the book of Raven Kind. As soon as we piccked up the hilt the hilt put on the sword of Borovia's hilt exploded this hilt came flying in and fit perfect with the sword of Borovia! As soon as it happened the sword glowed like the sun and the hilt had a picture of the sun on it. So we flipped through the pages and found a picture of the sword it said it was called the sun sword. We found a picture of a sun  stone wich was probebly the holy simbol. And we found a holy icon that apperently had an evil cleric stuck in it! So we cast communeand asked was that Strahd we killed and they sayed yes! So we called a time out so right as we get back we could ask the other two question's!                                THE END!

Strahd the spell casting vamire.

Sorry  I haven't posted in a while because I have been in Africa. So now at the when we started we were debating whether we should go back to the castle or stay at the mansion. The majority was stay (bad mistake). So came and asked us for some holy sword that we stole last time. Then he said if you don't give me it by midnight I'll launch and attack and he did. When it happened we were testing the wand of fireball. So we quickly ran into the house and hid in the basment. And then a giant fireball came smashing down and blew a hole in the house. Then Strod started chanting somthing. Then A few minutes later some giant thing came smashing through th house at full speed until it started leveling the house itself. So then we retraeted back behind the house. That's when it came out from all the rumble of what was the house. It was a earth elemental! We easily killed it before it could attack us (man I love magic missiles).Then w heard chanting again and Barzaii just disaepeared then we noticed a rat scurry off into the woods. And then we heard a bird of prey off in the distance and we figuered Barzaii was dead.                        THE END!

The Hellhounds! Part 2

Time for the grownup game report. So of course we walked through the gate and then it slammed shut right behind us. So we explored and found Starkweather, a stable, and blacksmithing shop (that has been abandoned). So we stayed the night in the stable but iin the middle of the night thier was this whimpering outside the door! And then we heard howling and digging and a little bit of FLAMES! And then we realized that they were hellhounds so we opened the doors and killed them!                                THE END! And I hope you liked Back and Black!

Soap is back! Part 1

Hey, sorry I haven't posted in a long time. Though we did finish the adventure we were playing and started looking for a new one. But guess what!!! SOAP IS BACK!!! HE IS IN THE GROWNUP GAME!!! Murdering people, destroying towns, and sacrificing lives! Staying back, saying NO to backstabbing, and watching everybody else do all the dirty work (because he's only level 3). And Arden's back, too. FYI. So we went back to the dwarf hold and got rations and supplies. And then we were on our way. We were traveling through the wilderness for hours. Until we stumbled across some wyverns and we killed them and went on. By then it was night and we were going to camp out when we saw a mansion! So of course we sent Starkweather through the gate, while talking, and when he went through we couldn't hear him any more!  We quickly followed and found ourselves in the new adventure place.  DUNT DUNT DAUN!!!

The Cigarrette Monster! Part 1

Time for another game report. So of course we defeated those zombies that were coming up out of the water. And then we explored the beach. So we found a cave that split off into three hallways one of the halls was narrow but the other two were large in width. And the sound of the crowd sounded like it was coming from the narrow hallway. So we went down there and right as we turned the corner the sound stopped! THEN THIS MONSTER STARTED  FLOATING  IT'S WAY AROUND THE CORNER! AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING ALMOST LIKE A  BEHOLDER  ONLY IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A SIGAR! It was more like it was this mesh of flesh, bone, and just horrible, horrible stuff! And plus to make it even more uglier it had at least a good 20 eyes that are on tentacles with mouths and it had this one big eye and mouth just like a beholder. What it did for it's attack was worse: WHAT IT DID WAS EACH EYE YELLED A DIFFERENT THING BUT A COUPLE OF THEM TALKED ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SENSETIVE THINGS ARE LIKE WHAT YOU'RE MOST AFRIAD OF! But somehow we defeated it! So we checked  out the room that the monster was in and the room looked like it had been worn out by sound of course! And so we then went back and looked down one of the hallways and there was all this yellow mold all over the hall (and it was dripping). So we left that alone and went to the last hallway. And in the middle of the hall it split into three!                TO BE CONTINUED!

FUNNEST RIDE EVER! PART 2

Time for the rest of the game report. So Mordecai was so embaressed that he cryed on the beach for hours on end and couldn't look any body in the eye didn't say anything to any body and just turned his back to every body. And of course we thought we should open the third and final submarine. And guess what was in it: NOTHING,NO ZOMBIES, NO SPORES, NO TREASURE, JUST PLAIN OLD NOTHING. So we thought, and thought, and thought. Until finally we thought about going to the library we found earlier in this adventure. And guess what book we found in the catalog, we found this book called the "operations manual". And it said all this stuff about how the dwarfs operate their underwater vessels! KA-CHING! So we went back down where the submarines were and went in the submarine that had nothing in it. Of course we strapped seat belts around our waists and put straps and padding's around our stuff. AND THEN WE WENT DOWN INTO THE WATER! BOY IT WAS BUMPY GOING DOWN BUT WE MADE IT! But right at that moment we heard a loud crash! And when we looked behind us we saw that the lanterns and oil flasks and lots of precious stuff broke! And then we started sinking which was weird because before it didn't happen but why was it doing it now? So Shy started pulling on the handle to wind the cable up to the tower and pull us up out of the depths. And once we made it to the surface we opened the hatch to get a peek around us, and we had gone down the whirlpool in a totally different cavern. All of a sudden I started to think about the sound track to Jaws: DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DO DO DODODO DU NUT DU NUT! So I threw a pecie of meat down into the water expecting a some kind of giant underwater beast to jump out and eat it but nothing happenned. So Starkweather jumped in the water and pulled the front of the sub and we floated our way over to the land. So we got off the submarine, then we started to hear the sound of crowds cheering down a hallway from the beach. And we noticed there were statues of dwarfs with gems in their heads and right at that moment a group of zombies came out of the water behind us!                DUANT DUANT  DUN!            THE END!

MAD MEN (not the show mad men)! Part 1

Time for the game report. So of course we went up the second tower and killed the zombie up there as well. Then went into the little cabin and pulled up what seemed to be another submarine by using the winch. Well guess what was waiting for us when we opened the hatch: SPORES SPORES SPORES! The people who jumped into the water and didn't get all mad was Forlorn, Shy, Fat Cobra, and Barzaii. All the other people who did breathe spores went crazy. Like Starkweather ran over to Shy and started to try tackle him and say "Get Shy's glowing sword ghost cutter and throw it into the whirlpool!" And Mordecai took his backpack with the scrolls of high level cleric spells off, and was getting ready to throw it into the whirlpool too. Mr. Moore said "Enough of this madness" and started to chant a web spell on everybody. Grumble and Zeke ran over to the submarine to put their heads over the hatch while saying "I need to get some more of that!" and then they were laughing like crazy people. So the people who didn't get all crazy had to roll for initiative. So Shy tackled Starkweather easy. And Barzaii ran over to Mordecai, but wasn't able to yank the backpack out of his grasp, and when Mordecai grabbed it away from Barzaii he said "Never try attacking your master you pipsqueak!". And Fat Cobra went and got Mr. Moore in a headlock. But of course Mr. Moore turned into a bunch of Mr. Moore's at some point by using Mirror Image and started laughing "YOU CAN'T GET ME! YOU CAN'T GET ME!"  Finally Starkweather said "Hey! I'm not all crazy Shy! Let me go!" While the clash of the clerics just kept on going as they played tug of war with the backpack of scrolls. And Fat Cobra defeated Mr. Moore. So he also came and helped Barzaii. But Mordecai just wouldn't let go, so Fat Cobra tossed the backpack over to Forlorn. That got Mordecai really mad so he said, "Ffine if I go down you're going with me!" AND THEN HE GRABBED FAT COBRA AND PULLED THEM BOTH INTO THE WHIRLPOOL! So Forlorn got his rope and turned it into a lasso and threw it out into the whirlpool. AND FAT COBRA GRABBED IT BUT MORDECAI DID NOT! SO FAT COBRA DIVED INTO THE WHIRLPOOL AND MANAGED TO HAUL MORDECAI OUT OF THE WHIRLPOOL! And what Mordecai said he saw was that there was a giant hole in on the sea floor and that was what was making the whirlpool!                  DAUNT DAUNT DUN!                     TO BE CONTINUED!

The barrel / submarine, part 3

Time for another game report. So we decided to climb the crane tower because it just kept going up and up and we couldn't see in the dark. It must have been 80 feet tall, so Starkweather our thief went up with a torch to investigate. When he made it up the ladder, there was a cabin at the top, and there was a zombie in the little cabin waiting for him. So the zombie almost knocked him off the ladder, he dropped the torch, and came screaming down the latter like a chicken. So the group sent tough guy Shy (and cast light on his sword) and Fat Cobra up there to kill it.  We tied ourselves to the tower when we got close in case someone got knocked off the ladder. That zombie was tough because he hit Shy so badly he did knock him off and had to let Fat Cobra do the honors of finishing it. He managed to kill it, and found that in the room up there were all these levers and cranks. But there was a pulley up there and a cable so we got all the strong guys and tried to pull on it but it was buried somewhere down, down, in the water. So we went down to tell everybody down on the beach. And when we got there we figured out what we were pulling on because it had made it's way up onto the beach somehow. It looked like a dented metal tube twenty feet long with a cable on one side that was leading up to the tower. When we opened the hatch, apparently it had tons of zombies living in it, at least 5 of them. And then it hit me this is a submarine ride, and then there was a whirlpool out not far from the beach and that's why the barrel / submarine is all bent up because it went down there and got beaten up by rocks. So we killed the zombies and took a look inside there was 8 seats that lost their seat belts and one seat in the front to control the handle. So we explored some more and found that there were more towers and another barrel / submarine.  But it was late and we stopped.                DAUNT DAUNT DUN!     THE END!

Welcome to The Zombie Caverns of Death! Part 2

Time for the next grown up game report. So we decided to just leave the zombie dwarf buddha alone. Then we went to the altar in the mane room to give it one last check before we're out of there. And guess what! WE FOUND A SECRET DOOR! Inside there was a room, though in each corner there was a large fountain, and a door on the north wall. ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE WAS A GIANT CAVERN IT WAS SO BIG IT COULDN'T FIT ON THE GRAPH PAPER! SO WE DECIDED TO NOT USE UP THIRTY GRAPH PAPERS, AND NOT EVEN WRITE IT DOWN! It was giant so we started to explore. We heard the sound of running water, and saw that instead of stone on the ground it was sand and it went in all directions as far as we could see. So we first went to the east and we found a tower like a metal crane tower, a large tower (that was on the beach), and we found water not too far off. And then we remembered the carvings on the walls of the main temple that we saw earlier, that showed a dwarf on the moon, and dwarfs using cranes and bulldozers and things like that. Sorry I have to get off the computer now so there will be a part three!

The zombie dwarf / zombie Buddha, Part 1

Time for another grown up game report. So because of all the smoke from the burning zombies, we heard some banging down near the entrance to the dungeon. We were camping up the canyon. So of course my guy Grumble went down there to investigate. And guess what there was a stone giant! It was looking for the entrance (to the dungeon) but he just couldn't find it, and then he started to get mad and throw boulders at it (because he couldn't find the entrance).  It was still hidden by magic but we could see it. So my guy went back and told everybody, we decided to leave him alone and stay hidden. The next morning we went back in (the entrance). Inside it was smelly but we could stand it, we went to the last door, the door all the purple mist was coming from. Inside it was creepy because there was a magic circle, and inside a naked beardless zombie dwarf buddha! Though in the middle (of a fire pit) there were some coals, that were glowing purple and all the purple mist was coming out of the coals. The creepy thing was that once every few minutes the zombie dwarf buddha would breathe!      DAUNT DAUNT DUN! TO BE CONTINUED!   the END!

The awesomest day in Soap's history

One day Soap was the leader of an orc tribe. This took place in the kid's game a while ago. So we were walking down the hall in Stonehell Dungeon when we stumbled into an orc group. Of course Soap (loving the art of orcs) charmed their leader and told him that Soap was his cousin good friend and these are my companions. So they brought us through corridor after corrider, until we came to a room that had a portcillis on one side and walls on the others. On the other side there were a bunch of kobolds getting picked on by a giant shrew, so Soap said "why not open the portcillis so we could smash both the shrew and kobolds?" Since orcs are such poo brains they said "you're a genius Soap!"  Plus Soap speaks orc. Two hours later, we ran into a room with some stirges ("Man these things come up in every game. It's like they're following us.) In the stirge room, Soap just cast sleep on them. And then out of the clear blue the orcs started to say some thing like this: "ARE YOU GOD OR SOME THING WHAT WAS THAT! ALL HAIL SOAP, ALL HAIL SOAP!"  And the orcs totally love him.       So thats Soap's favorite moment in his history. SO FAR...

Here is a funny Lord of the Rings picture



WHOO! HOO! ROCK ON (says Soap)!

The zombie burning funeral part 2

Time for the grown up game report part 2. So after Grumble my awesome halfling destroyed the statues, all the adult players started hitting the floor and crying complaining.  Grumble started laughing, he was saying something like this: "HAHAHAHA! LOOK AT FAT COBRA (one of our dwarfs), HE HAS -5 ARMOR CLASS! AND LOOK AT ZEKE (one of our fighters), HE'S EVEN WORSE HE NOW HAS 3 STRENGTH! So even though we had a bunch of cursed uesless guys we had one awesome halfling - behold The one and only Grumble The Smug! We carried on and went back through all the places to check the door that the zombies were previously banging on. Though there was a bit of trouble getting up the well, where the flaming slug was - because of all that golden zombie plate mail.  So we simply cast a floating disk. Here was the problem the MU had to climb the rope so the disc followed him, and the fighters on the floating disk  had to keep on catching him. Then we went to check on the zombie door to see if they were still banging. Guess what, there was a total of 0 zombies on the other side! We went in and started making piles, and piles of the bodies, then dumped tons of oil on them, and simply burned them all. OF COURSE IF SOAP (MY EVIL GUY FROM THE OTHER GAME) WAS THERE HE WOULD TREAT IT LIKE A HUMAN SACRIFICE!                  THE END!

The Critting Halfling Part 1

Time for the grown up game report. Even though we were stuck in the tomb we did have some chioces. So we started out with opening the sarcophagus expecting a fight. Inside there was no fight but there was the one and only Marune  and he had a crown, magic armor, a magic ring, and a giant magic maul but he was really strong cause he had a two handed maul and a magic shield. And we armed ourselves and tried to sleep to get spells back and then carried on. We burst the doors open and started attacking the statues that were trying to keep us locked in. Though there was one giant problem all the magic things we got were not magic they were all cursed very badly. Like the ring made Zeke (one of our fighters) go from 15 strength to 3 strength so he's just a bow and arrow guy for the rest of his life. And the henchman Shy of Lubb (we named him that because he's such a "shlubb") the shield was minus two to his armor class and some other curses wich totally sucked like minus five plate mail for Cobra the dwarf. The only thing that was not cursed was the giant maul, and the crown. So since the fighters were horrible they gave their +2 mace to my halfling Grumble. And guess what my halfling did he kept on rolling 18's 19's and 20's while the fighters were rolling 3's and other low numbers. So they started to call me Grumble the Barbarian! How freakin awesome is that, the fighters were missing like crazy, while my halfling practically took on a 7 foot statue on his own! GRRRR.       THE END!

In the tomb part 2

Time for the grown up game report. So after we made it across the void we looked all around but the only thing we found was a passage way leading down into a room. The room had these two 7 foot tall dwarfen statues and then there was a door with a bar on it. So we simply just lifted the bar up and walked through the door. This room had 12 sarcophagi and another one in the center that had a small lock though easy enough for a baby to open. Right behind it was another statue. Though the first thing we did was this - there were these two boxes, one said forbidden on it, the other well I forget, so we opened them, and in the first one was wizard scrolls and tons of them - we got 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 level spells I mean like lightning bolt, magic jar, and tons others. In the other box was cleric spells but they only went up to level 6. Then the next thing we did was we opened the sarcophagi.  In them were zombie dwarfs with golden plate male but they also had two golden  axes in each hand so they weren't zombies they were more agile,  of course - we found that out later DUNT DUNT DAUN... What we did was we looted them and threw the bodies down the trench emptying out all but the one in the middle which in fact we didn't even open that one at all. Though when we were done with the looting our attention was set on the sarcophagus in the center of the room. We thought that if we opened it the statue would come to life and hammer the guy opening the lock so we webbed the statue's arms and started to get to the lock. And sure enough not only did the statue come to life but all the zombies magically appeared back where they started -well at least we got rid of the armor and axes cause even with there fists they were doing 8 hit points of damage. I mean Raggy (the creator of this module) is really mean to players. The first thing the CLERIC did was he tried to do dispel evil (from a scroll) on the undead since we learned (the hard way) that turn undead did not work on them and that also didn't work either but it did on the statue. And the MU just paralyzed all the zombies with his wand. And thats where we are going to stop.                 THE END!

Here is a picture



In this they are saying "WE SUCK, GET OUT!"

I made this picture watching the grown up game (a long time before my dad Beedo even made his blog, and also before I joined the grown up group and was just listening) when they found a pit with ghouls in it, though it had a cave in the side. So they nocked some arrows to the bows and shot the ghouls. But they were puzzled about why the ghouls didn't go inside the cave. But a couple of the guys went in the cave anyway like dummies and guess what horrible thing happened to them this time! All this green slime came pouring down on them! They learned their lesson, now didn't they?  And that is Soap up there in the corner laughing at them HAHAHA.

Across the void part 1

Well, time for the grown up game report. So after they hauled me up the the rope and found me burning we thought of an idea to defeat the giant fire breathing slug. We cast light on a penny and dropped it down the well and it worked we managed to light up the room so we went down and hacked it to death. Then that revealed a very long passage way over hundreds of feet so on the graph paper we made a squiggle on the passage way and  pretended that was the four hundred feet we had to walk. Then all of a sudden we walked out into a large cavern who knows how long or wide it was cause we were now running on the little penny lgiht we used to blind the giant slug.  All we know is that this place went off in at least one thousand feet in all directions so after that we went futher and noticed that there were bats and moss and giant insects on the walls that were leaping or flying around the large cavern.  Then we also noticed that there was an extremely large trench that had a bridge, though me in the real world could see behind the DM screen, I did not mean to do this - or did I - well I saw a picture of all these people on the bridge and they were looking up at a large winged creature with black scales. So the other players started to call me the hobbit seeing things he was't supposed to. Ok now back to the game so we went down the bridge and found I was right, a large serpent with wings with all the other details I told you about attacked us and sadly it won initiative so it let out a burst of sonic sound and most of us started to drop to our knees in dizziness on a thin but long bridge but eventually we killed it and made it to the other side. TO BE CONTINUED! DUNT DUNT DAUN!

Here is a funny Lord of the Rings picture



HA HA HA YOU ARE UNDEAD!!!!!!

 And here is a funny Lord of the Rings picture.

my favorite part of Lord of The Rings



Looks like the spider is going to have food tonight!!! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!



Here are is an awesome Lord of the Rings scene that I really like...

Zombies all over again

So after we defeated the five dwarf zombies we thought it would be a good idea to spike the door leading out to the outside world open, and spike the door that we are going to go through shut so that all the purple mist would go outside of the tomb and there would be a spiked door between our area and the room with all the "dead" bodies. We went down the hallway and found a library.  In the library we spent a lot of time there reading books and we actually got a bunch of  knowledge. Like we figured out that three out of five of the great banes of power were hidden here. So after that we went back to check on the door that was spiked shut and extremely bad news for us we heard hundreds of zombie fists banging on the door so we learned a lesson don't ever play a Raggy's adventure again cause not only are we trapped in a dungeon by zombies but we have already accidentally unleashed ten thousand zombies three thousand ghouls and an ancient vampire all in one adventure and we are only level 3. But of course my guy was thinking woo hoo! When I'm forty years old I shall think back on this day my first zombie apocalypsc at age nine years old i'm living the good life! So we went back down and found these rooms that had all these rune carvings on the walls.  The weird thing is that they all had layers and layers of them built on top of them and all of them talked about Marune a great dwarfen king but in the middle of the room there was a pedestal of water and in the water there was a lot of gems and coins.  But we thought it was a trap so we let it be for now and went to the next room where the lantern did not light up part of the room cause there was a large black gooey oozy shape shifter.  It looked more like a twelve foot high clump of black goo more then anything and it attacked by shooting ten of these little slivers of black goo and it chucked chunks of it at us that would just dissolve whatever it touches.  Magic items would hurt it one round then the next it would be regular weapons that worked so eventually we killed it and in the next room they found a deep well and sent me down it on a rope with a lantern.  At the bottom of the well I found a fire breathing slug in a cave and so I was set on fire and I cannot believe they did not have the spell levitate cause the rope almost caught on fire too but they pulled me up and I didn't die.  So we stopped about right there the only thing we did was read some more books etcetera etc etc    THE END!

The Grown up game (which I got to be in!)

So you might have heard that I was going to make a character in the grown up game so his name is Grumble the Smug it was the best name I could think of and he is a halfling. So we found a map to a tomb though we found out that the boulder in front of us was the doorway to the tomb cause the guys who got this quest (from a witch) and only them could see the door so we stepped into it and we found another doorway and this time we all could see it but there was a bunch of purple mist seeping through the crack of the door and there was a symbol on it and we discovered that it was the symbol of a dwarfen demon so they made me check the purple mist because I was a halfling and it was not poisoned. So we all stepped inside and we found all these dead dwarfs under the purple mist and they all had robes on and some of them even had their beards shaved which was really freaky and they all looked like they were run through with spears and swords.  Then we found humans under the purple mist who looked like they had choked on something and then we saw an altar and we knew that the symbol on the door was the evil demon of the dwarfs, but on the walls were pictures of all these humanoids that were feasting with dwarfs and other pictures were of the dwarfs forging these five great banes of power to make sure war would never come.  Though we were going to find a hammer for a witch to destroy the elves, we decided to bail on the witch and not do her quest so we went down the hall way out the other side and found this room that had all the dwarf shavings in it and we started to go further but my guy heard a door close so we went back to it and there were five dwarf zombies out of hundreds of zombie dwarfs so we thought oh crap we should have burnt those bodies so we defeated the five of them and stopped right there!                    

THE END!

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Soap's Day Saturday! Part 2!

Again my mom said I have to get off. So after the cute little baboons came in  ferocious primates (with  rocks) came bursting in well they hated the people that made the noise so one of them hurled a rock at me and did nine hit points though sadly Soap only had eight so he was at negative one so a guy did healing on him and only gave him one hit point so at least he was alive. Though the others had ducked and started laughing at him but we killed them and started to keep on hunting the priests of Zargon (which worshipped a demon named Zargon) so we did so. And eventually stumbled upon a room that had an altar in it and right as we started to inspect it a large boulder came coming  down the hall way! So remember the two guys that were banging before well they thought that it would be cool to run down the hall way the way the boulder was coming and sing Indiana Jones! Then I started to chase the boulder while all the others stayed in the room were it was safe  though they did not know that because one of the guys who were running ( not me) was a dwarf with plate mail and got run over by the boulder and the other ran right into a wall and also got ran over as well so when Soap saw the remains of them and got mugged by hobgoblins (which worked for the priests of Zargon) at one hit point so he surrendered and made it back to the group alive (with literally nothing) and decided to kill himself but had no daggers to do it! And there you have it folks!

Soap's Day Saturday!

Guess what! My best friend   Arden who originally hated very disliked   Soap  apparently last night just changed his mind and got the Brotherhood of Gorm to free Soap and say that it would a lot easier to let me just go with them so because I was the only almost level four (because I haven't died yet at all) and none of the others were yet! Though later a bunch of guys were making a racket(including Soap)  like this seven year old decided to bang his magical battle axe on the ground (not a very good idea) and a eleven year old started smashing things on the ground (not a very good idea either)  though Soap was just yelling at the top of his lungs slightly shouting monsters monsters come and get us! Sadly it did not turn out good for Soap and these baboons with rocks came in and DAUNT DAUNT DUN    TO BE CONTINUED...     also there's going to be a Soap's day Saturday every Saturday!

About Me

Well know I think I'm going to tell you a little about my regular life ok  so I'm just going to start whith some light things alright. Like I got a sister and I live in PA for instince just things like that. So just read the following: D&D, Iron Maiden the Band, Led Zeplin, Lord of The Rings, all that geeky stuff so see ya! I'l make sure to tell you all more in the future it's just I got to get off know bye!

In The Other Game

Hey! Everybody guess what in the other game the grownup game I got elected to join it so since they need a halfling I get to make one his name is going to be Grumble the Smug! Becuase  my dad let me play in it once when a guy couldn't make it so I got to play as him for the night.Though sadly I got him carried away by a roc.So at that very moment I thought he was going to be so mad at me but he wasn't so for the rest of the night I had to play as a bdf. And when  we got to the dwarfen fortress it got realy awsome!When a dwarf from our group makes his dwarf name Br'rack O'Boulder Rama mostly because he was a nefhew of a chief. So my bdf decided to blurt out that Br'rack was like a legend back in human lands and that he would go inthe arena and battle these giant apes which was an easy fight so and so on...                                               THE END

Part 2

And so I think you must have read my other post called My First Post well I telling Part 2 of that story. So when I stabbed him in the back he put me in a jail cell so then later he used a helm of telepathy and asked will you attack the Brotherhood of Gorm again and I said yes though just because he had a helm of telepathy so thats how Soap got himself shiped to an insane asylylum                                                                                                                              THE END                                                                                                                                                                                                     

My First Post

Hey everybody! My name is Nogal, in D&D I play as a wizard named Soap - a very evil wizard indeed, yes, but at the moment he's going to an insane asylum because he betrayed the Brotherhood of Gorm (which is for fighters only) and stabbed their leader in the back which my friend had charmed that very guy so he got all upset about it but surprisingly he lived and well its a story for another time. TO BE CONTINUED...