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Strahd's weak death!

So we got the church guy on our team and we headed towards the castle. So of course we talked to Leif he pointed to Strod's study cause the church guy said we need to find the book of raven kind. Then we unshackled Leif. Of course we ran into a few wraith's here and there but we managed to defeat them. Then we finally made it to the study. There was a bit of furniture bookshelf;s and a fireplace. But what's weird is there was a panting of Irina above the fireplace. And then popping up from behind one of the chair's is Strahd! And he said "see you have brought my bride to me and gestured to the panting. I also would like the book of Unspeakable Shame and I will let you have a safe passage out of the castle. And elf were are you would you be as so kind to step forward." Forlorn stepped forward and ten the next thing you now He says "yes master." and started rummaging through his backpack and trying to find the book of Unspeakable Shame. So Shy grabbed him and put his hand over his mouth. Then Mordaci took out his dispel evil scroll and cast it on Strod and KILLED STRAHD FOR GOOD! After that Soap did detect magic and found the hilt to the broken sword and the book of Raven Kind. As soon as we piccked up the hilt the hilt put on the sword of Borovia's hilt exploded this hilt came flying in and fit perfect with the sword of Borovia! As soon as it happened the sword glowed like the sun and the hilt had a picture of the sun on it. So we flipped through the pages and found a picture of the sword it said it was called the sun sword. We found a picture of a sun  stone wich was probebly the holy simbol. And we found a holy icon that apperently had an evil cleric stuck in it! So we cast communeand asked was that Strahd we killed and they sayed yes! So we called a time out so right as we get back we could ask the other two question's!                                THE END!

Strahd the spell casting vamire.

Sorry  I haven't posted in a while because I have been in Africa. So now at the when we started we were debating whether we should go back to the castle or stay at the mansion. The majority was stay (bad mistake). So came and asked us for some holy sword that we stole last time. Then he said if you don't give me it by midnight I'll launch and attack and he did. When it happened we were testing the wand of fireball. So we quickly ran into the house and hid in the basment. And then a giant fireball came smashing down and blew a hole in the house. Then Strod started chanting somthing. Then A few minutes later some giant thing came smashing through th house at full speed until it started leveling the house itself. So then we retraeted back behind the house. That's when it came out from all the rumble of what was the house. It was a earth elemental! We easily killed it before it could attack us (man I love magic missiles).Then w heard chanting again and Barzaii just disaepeared then we noticed a rat scurry off into the woods. And then we heard a bird of prey off in the distance and we figuered Barzaii was dead.                        THE END!

The Hellhounds! Part 2

Time for the grownup game report. So of course we walked through the gate and then it slammed shut right behind us. So we explored and found Starkweather, a stable, and blacksmithing shop (that has been abandoned). So we stayed the night in the stable but iin the middle of the night thier was this whimpering outside the door! And then we heard howling and digging and a little bit of FLAMES! And then we realized that they were hellhounds so we opened the doors and killed them!                                THE END! And I hope you liked Back and Black!

Soap is back! Part 1

Hey, sorry I haven't posted in a long time. Though we did finish the adventure we were playing and started looking for a new one. But guess what!!! SOAP IS BACK!!! HE IS IN THE GROWNUP GAME!!! Murdering people, destroying towns, and sacrificing lives! Staying back, saying NO to backstabbing, and watching everybody else do all the dirty work (because he's only level 3). And Arden's back, too. FYI. So we went back to the dwarf hold and got rations and supplies. And then we were on our way. We were traveling through the wilderness for hours. Until we stumbled across some wyverns and we killed them and went on. By then it was night and we were going to camp out when we saw a mansion! So of course we sent Starkweather through the gate, while talking, and when he went through we couldn't hear him any more!  We quickly followed and found ourselves in the new adventure place.  DUNT DUNT DAUN!!!

The Cigarrette Monster! Part 1

Time for another game report. So of course we defeated those zombies that were coming up out of the water. And then we explored the beach. So we found a cave that split off into three hallways one of the halls was narrow but the other two were large in width. And the sound of the crowd sounded like it was coming from the narrow hallway. So we went down there and right as we turned the corner the sound stopped! THEN THIS MONSTER STARTED  FLOATING  IT'S WAY AROUND THE CORNER! AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING ALMOST LIKE A  BEHOLDER  ONLY IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A SIGAR! It was more like it was this mesh of flesh, bone, and just horrible, horrible stuff! And plus to make it even more uglier it had at least a good 20 eyes that are on tentacles with mouths and it had this one big eye and mouth just like a beholder. What it did for it's attack was worse: WHAT IT DID WAS EACH EYE YELLED A DIFFERENT THING BUT A COUPLE OF THEM TALKED ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SENSETIVE THINGS ARE LIKE WHAT YOU'RE MOST AFRIAD OF! But somehow we defeated it! So we checked  out the room that the monster was in and the room looked like it had been worn out by sound of course! And so we then went back and looked down one of the hallways and there was all this yellow mold all over the hall (and it was dripping). So we left that alone and went to the last hallway. And in the middle of the hall it split into three!                TO BE CONTINUED!

FUNNEST RIDE EVER! PART 2

Time for the rest of the game report. So Mordecai was so embaressed that he cryed on the beach for hours on end and couldn't look any body in the eye didn't say anything to any body and just turned his back to every body. And of course we thought we should open the third and final submarine. And guess what was in it: NOTHING,NO ZOMBIES, NO SPORES, NO TREASURE, JUST PLAIN OLD NOTHING. So we thought, and thought, and thought. Until finally we thought about going to the library we found earlier in this adventure. And guess what book we found in the catalog, we found this book called the "operations manual". And it said all this stuff about how the dwarfs operate their underwater vessels! KA-CHING! So we went back down where the submarines were and went in the submarine that had nothing in it. Of course we strapped seat belts around our waists and put straps and padding's around our stuff. AND THEN WE WENT DOWN INTO THE WATER! BOY IT WAS BUMPY GOING DOWN BUT WE MADE IT! But right at that moment we heard a loud crash! And when we looked behind us we saw that the lanterns and oil flasks and lots of precious stuff broke! And then we started sinking which was weird because before it didn't happen but why was it doing it now? So Shy started pulling on the handle to wind the cable up to the tower and pull us up out of the depths. And once we made it to the surface we opened the hatch to get a peek around us, and we had gone down the whirlpool in a totally different cavern. All of a sudden I started to think about the sound track to Jaws: DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DO DO DODODO DU NUT DU NUT! So I threw a pecie of meat down into the water expecting a some kind of giant underwater beast to jump out and eat it but nothing happenned. So Starkweather jumped in the water and pulled the front of the sub and we floated our way over to the land. So we got off the submarine, then we started to hear the sound of crowds cheering down a hallway from the beach. And we noticed there were statues of dwarfs with gems in their heads and right at that moment a group of zombies came out of the water behind us!                DUANT DUANT  DUN!            THE END!