Thursday, April 14, 2011
Time for another game report. So of course we defeated those zombies that were coming up out of the water. And then we explored the beach. So we found a cave that split off into three hallways one of the halls was narrow but the other two were large in width. And the sound of the crowd sounded like it was coming from the narrow hallway. So we went down there and right as we turned the corner the sound stopped! THEN THIS MONSTER STARTED FLOATING IT'S WAY AROUND THE CORNER! AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING ALMOST LIKE A BEHOLDER ONLY IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A SIGAR! It was more like it was this mesh of flesh, bone, and just horrible, horrible stuff! And plus to make it even more uglier it had at least a good 20 eyes that are on tentacles with mouths and it had this one big eye and mouth just like a beholder. What it did for it's attack was worse: WHAT IT DID WAS EACH EYE YELLED A DIFFERENT THING BUT A COUPLE OF THEM TALKED ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SENSETIVE THINGS ARE LIKE WHAT YOU'RE MOST AFRIAD OF! But somehow we defeated it! So we checked out the room that the monster was in and the room looked like it had been worn out by sound of course! And so we then went back and looked down one of the hallways and there was all this yellow mold all over the hall (and it was dripping). So we left that alone and went to the last hallway. And in the middle of the hall it split into three! TO BE CONTINUED!
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Time for the rest of the game report. So Mordecai was so embaressed that he
cryed on the beach for hours on end and couldn't look any body in the eye didn't say anything to any body and just turned his back to every body. And of course we thought we should open the third and final submarine. And guess what was in it: NOTHING,NO ZOMBIES, NO SPORES, NO TREASURE, JUST PLAIN OLD NOTHING. So we thought, and thought, and thought. Until finally we thought about going to the library we found earlier in this adventure. And guess what book we found in the catalog, we found this book called the "operations manual". And it said all this stuff about how the dwarfs operate their underwater vessels! KA-CHING! So we went back down where the submarines were and went in the submarine that had nothing in it. Of course we strapped seat belts around our waists and put straps and padding's around our stuff. AND THEN WE WENT DOWN INTO THE WATER! BOY IT WAS BUMPY GOING DOWN BUT WE MADE IT! But right at that moment we heard a loud crash! And when we looked behind us we saw that the lanterns and oil flasks and lots of precious stuff broke! And then we started sinking which was weird because before it didn't happen but why was it doing it now? So Shy started pulling on the handle to wind the cable up to the tower and pull us up out of the depths. And once we made it to the surface we opened the hatch to get a peek around us, and we had gone down the whirlpool in a totally different cavern. All of a sudden I started to think about the sound track to Jaws: DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DU NUT DO DO DODODO DU NUT DU NUT! So I threw a pecie of meat down into the water expecting a some kind of giant underwater beast to jump out and eat it but nothing happenned. So Starkweather jumped in the water and pulled the front of the sub and we floated our way over to the land. So we got off the submarine, then we started to hear the sound of crowds cheering down a hallway from the beach. And we noticed there were statues of dwarfs with gems in their heads and right at that moment a group of zombies came out of the water behind us! DUANT DUANT DUN! THE END!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Time for the game report. So of course we went up the second tower and killed the zombie up there as well. Then went into the little cabin and pulled up what seemed to be another submarine by using the winch. Well guess what was waiting for us when we opened the hatch: SPORES SPORES SPORES! The people who jumped into the water and didn't get all mad was Forlorn, Shy, Fat Cobra, and Barzaii. All the other people who did breathe spores went crazy. Like Starkweather ran over to Shy and started to try tackle him and say "Get Shy's glowing sword ghost cutter and throw it into the whirlpool!" And Mordecai took his backpack with the scrolls of high level cleric spells off, and was getting ready to throw it into the whirlpool too. Mr. Moore said "Enough of this madness" and started to chant a web spell on everybody. Grumble and Zeke ran over to the submarine to put their heads over the hatch while saying "I need to get some more of that!" and then they were laughing like crazy people. So the people who didn't get all crazy had to roll for initiative. So Shy tackled Starkweather easy. And Barzaii ran over to Mordecai, but wasn't able to yank the backpack out of his grasp, and when Mordecai grabbed it away from Barzaii he said "Never try attacking your master you pipsqueak!". And Fat Cobra went and got Mr. Moore in a headlock. But of course Mr. Moore turned into a bunch of Mr. Moore's at some point by using Mirror Image and started laughing "YOU CAN'T GET ME! YOU CAN'T GET ME!" Finally Starkweather said "Hey! I'm not all crazy Shy! Let me go!" While the clash of the clerics just kept on going as they played tug of war with the backpack of scrolls. And Fat Cobra defeated Mr. Moore. So he also came and helped Barzaii. But Mordecai just wouldn't let go, so Fat Cobra tossed the backpack over to Forlorn. That got Mordecai really mad so he said, "Ffine if I go down you're going with me!" AND THEN HE GRABBED FAT COBRA AND PULLED THEM BOTH INTO THE WHIRLPOOL! So Forlorn got his rope and turned it into a lasso and threw it out into the whirlpool. AND FAT COBRA GRABBED IT BUT MORDECAI DID NOT! SO FAT COBRA DIVED INTO THE WHIRLPOOL AND MANAGED TO HAUL MORDECAI OUT OF THE WHIRLPOOL! And what Mordecai said he saw was that there was a giant hole in on the sea floor and that was what was making the whirlpool! DAUNT DAUNT DUN! TO BE CONTINUED!
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Time for another game report. So we decided to climb the crane tower because it just kept going up and up and we couldn't see in the dark. It must have been 80 feet tall, so Starkweather our thief went up with a torch to investigate. When he made it up the ladder, there was a cabin at the top, and there was a zombie in the little cabin waiting for him. So the zombie almost knocked him off the ladder, he dropped the torch, and came screaming down the latter like a chicken. So the group sent tough guy Shy (and cast light on his sword) and Fat Cobra up there to kill it. We tied ourselves to the tower when we got close in case someone got knocked off the ladder. That zombie was tough because he hit Shy so badly he did knock him off and had to let Fat Cobra do the honors of finishing it. He managed to kill it, and found that in the room up there were all these levers and cranks. But there was a pulley up there and a cable so we got all the strong guys and tried to pull on it but it was buried somewhere down, down, in the water. So we went down to tell everybody down on the beach. And when we got there we figured out what we were pulling on because it had made it's way up onto the beach somehow. It looked like a dented metal tube twenty feet long with a cable on one side that was leading up to the tower. When we opened the hatch, apparently it had tons of zombies living in it, at least 5 of them. And then it hit me this is a submarine ride, and then there was a whirlpool out not far from the beach and that's why the barrel / submarine is all bent up because it went down there and got beaten up by rocks. So we killed the zombies and took a look inside there was 8 seats that lost their seat belts and one seat in the front to control the handle. So we explored some more and found that there were more towers and another barrel / submarine. But it was late and we stopped. DAUNT DAUNT DUN! THE END!